Submitted by Schug
What?! You mean to say that the same scientists I sacrificed my virgin daughter to and burnt half my harvest in worship of are actually developing the very viruses that are killing us? Sagan damn you, sir! That is blasphemy of the highest order and I will not stand for it! Repent now lest you spend eternity in the fiery pits of not-existing-anymore-but-nothing-really-bad-happens!
"Holy horse fuck FAIL."
"Symptoms of swine flu: people start arguing with satan"
Dr. Oz, professional TV doctor, offers up some dieting tips and advice on how to remove all your negative ions.
I was able to pull some strings and secure an advance copy of this year’s PAX panel schedule. Enjoy!
Push button, get infinite gameplay and pleasure. Or attempt a 3 point shot.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!