Submitted by Aaron Huggins
Cleveland may only be the 11th most dangerous city in the USA, but it's #1 in our hearts!
Truly, this is the kind of town where you can get married, settle down, raise a family and then watch in horror as they're all mowed down in a hail of bullets by a roving gang of crack dealers!
"That's the problem. Those weren't even Cleveland's slums. Those were the halfway decent parts. Ha ha!"
"This is so eye-opening.
I never knew that Cleveland wasn't Detroit until now!"
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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