Submitted by Aaron Huggins
Cleveland may only be the 11th most dangerous city in the USA, but it's #1 in our hearts!
Truly, this is the kind of town where you can get married, settle down, raise a family and then watch in horror as they're all mowed down in a hail of bullets by a roving gang of crack dealers!
"That's the problem. Those weren't even Cleveland's slums. Those were the halfway decent parts. Ha ha!"
"This is so eye-opening.
I never knew that Cleveland wasn't Detroit until now!"
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
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