Submitted by Lora
This video is either from America circa 1986 or from Russia circa 2 weeks ago.
"this is the greatest, cuntsmashingest man everÿ to walk the earth. fact."
"I have one query:
If his name is CUNT SMASHER, how does that break down?
Is his firstÿ name CUNT and his surname SMASHER, or is he like Madonna and Pelé with just one name, ie CUNT SMASHER?"
"MY CUNT WASÿ SMASHED!"
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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