I have such a boner for fat rapping 60 year olds oh my fucking godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Okay so here we've got apparently a pod cast or something run by hand puppets and they introduce furries dressed as anime cats who then proceed to do whatever creepy anime furry nerd shit the listeners tell he/she/it/faggot to do. Diagnosis: Internet.
Dear Lord, if I drink myself into an early grave, please let the world remember me for this page because these videos are off the fucking hook son godDAMN Amen.
Seriously, what the fuck? This page alone has the best videos I've ever done for AwfulVision and no one even reads this dumb article anymore. O, what a cruel fate has been thrust upon me. Alas, Alack!
Welp, might as well cap off the best page ever from the worst article ever with the best video that the dear lord has seen fit to bestow upon mankind. Seriously, I have no idea why I passed over these videos for inclusion in a real AwfulVision, but I have a sneaking suspicion that it's because I'm a hack writer with no friends and cancer.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!