Submitted by Luke W.
Maybe you should stop putting holes in your walls and start putting holes in your head.
With a gun.
Fuck you bitch. Owned.
"hey, you know what? I have smashed many walls with my head and fists during my teens, in fact I nearly demolished the house and I got kicked out for that. I didn't mean to sound patronizing, I just think that when someone gets obsessive over a stupid video game that has absolutely no meaning and no productive result, there must be an issue there because he could have used hisÿ time and mind-matter to be creative. I'm not blaming video games but the misuse of them -"
"hahaaha ohÿ man this takes me back to my teens *sigh*
i pointlessly broke so many keyboards, mice and walls at the peak of my game addiction
atleast this guy has acknowledged that hes been a complete tard in the video tho lol..something i could never bring myself to accept"
"i've got this game!!, you can download a .bin file of the game for Linux, but i find theres less errors when i run the windows .exe version ofÿ the game in wine emulator, i know, wine emulator is shit, but with this game you'd be surprised, by the way what is this track called!! I LOVE IT!!!"
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!