Thanks, Laissez's Fair!
SUPPORT ARE TROOPS! WHERES THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBUMBO?! KEEP YOUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OUT OF MY MEDICARE!!!!! *watches Glenn Beck; gently strokes 2" micropenis*
"hopefully you will get your legs blown off and die on the side of a road in iraq so my taxes dont goÿ towards supporting subhuman faggots like you"
"hey dickhead that posted this video: i'm an ex-marineÿ and you all make me absolutely ashamed. hope this helps you piece of shit babykillers (literally)"
"you shouldÿ really lose a couple pounds you ignorant shit for brains baby killer "
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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