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SUPPORT ARE TROOPS! WHERES THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBUMBO?! KEEP YOUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OUT OF MY MEDICARE!!!!! *watches Glenn Beck; gently strokes 2" micropenis*
"hopefully you will get your legs blown off and die on the side of a road in iraq so my taxes dont goÿ towards supporting subhuman faggots like you"
"hey dickhead that posted this video: i'm an ex-marineÿ and you all make me absolutely ashamed. hope this helps you piece of shit babykillers (literally)"
"you shouldÿ really lose a couple pounds you ignorant shit for brains baby killer "
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