Q: What Would Jesus Do?

Submitted by hp

A: Drive around in a riced-out Honda blaring really awful music about himself and terrorizing old people into having heart attacks.

Critics Corner

"This is the worst youtube video ever.



"Not saying he is a douche. And I think he totally is an awesome Christian not trying to hate. I think the video demonstrates the pursuit of worldly things and not authentic Christ-like Truth and Grace, I also don't think this was the intended outcome. Again no disrespect intended. Constructive criticism, yes."


"Yea! keep annoying old people! That's what jesus would do!

Kill those old fuckers they don't deserve the light of our lord!"


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