Q: What Would Jesus Do?

Submitted by hp

A: Drive around in a riced-out Honda blaring really awful music about himself and terrorizing old people into having heart attacks.

Critics Corner

"This is the worst youtube video ever.


-Jesus"

-buddhastalin

"Not saying he is a douche. And I think he totally is an awesome Christian not trying to hate. I think the video demonstrates the pursuit of worldly things and not authentic Christ-like Truth and Grace, I also don't think this was the intended outcome. Again no disrespect intended. Constructive criticism, yes."

-KnightTylor

"Yea! keep annoying old people! That's what jesus would do!

Kill those old fuckers they don't deserve the light of our lord!"

-jhalton

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