Submitted by shadowtheweak
Still objectively the worst record label ever.
Also, nice to see that metalcore bands are finally cutting the bullshit and making songs that are just 3 minute long breakdowns for their idiot fans to practice karate to.
Smart people type properly, dumb people don't
"This isÿ fuckterrible. It's as if the entire song is one big breakdown.
Bands like this are why I'm pro abortion. These assholes should have never been born."
"fuck all u haterz. ha i dont spell haters like that . fucking emmure is amazing and so fucking what if it sounds like a break down. whats wrong with a fucking breakdown?ÿ why dont u listen to other songs by them. untill then get the fuck out of here talkin shit."
"Holy shit, this is awful. Please don't tell me people considerÿ this metal."
"Favorite song so far by emmure. But what i don't understand is y the lead vocalist or vocalist is dressed up as a gangster, kind of weird. I was like WTF?! Oh yeah btw fuck hip-hop, R&B, and Rapp.ÿ They all suck"
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