Submitted by Andrew S.
I'm dying a little on the inside because I know that the views AwfulVision readers give this video will easily put it over the 600,000 views mark. Someone fucking kill me.
"That last "octave" was just the same note over and over again. And many of the notes you sang were way off.ÿ That's not singing, that's just closing off your throat and pressing out high notes."
"oh fukÿ u figured him out"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!