AwfulVison™ presents: Special Poetry Slam

I don't even know what the fuck to say about this, so here are some videos. I need a drink.

The Parade of Horrors:

Possibly the most convincing drag queen ever:

Look out for bears:

Something tells me this guy doesn't do a lot of ice skating:

I wish I had an "Elvis Talking Box":

Further proof that all goths are retards:

I don't have a witty comment for this because I can't understand a single thing she "says":

Our nightmare comes to an end. OR PERHAPS IT IS JUST STARTING?!?!?

Critics Corner®

"i like GOTHIC! hahahahaha oh geez that ruthy chick is classic."

"that's retarded -.-"

" im sorry but someone take that kid with the gimpy arm out of his misery"

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