AwfulVison™ presents: Special Poetry Slam
I don't even know what the fuck to say about this, so here are some videos. I need a drink.
The Parade of Horrors:
Possibly the most convincing drag queen ever:
Look out for bears:
Something tells me this guy doesn't do a lot of ice skating:
I wish I had an "Elvis Talking Box":
Further proof that all goths are retards:
I don't have a witty comment for this because I can't understand a single thing she "says":
Our nightmare comes to an end. OR PERHAPS IT IS JUST STARTING?!?!?
Critics Corner®
"i like GOTHIC! hahahahaha oh geez that ruthy chick is classic."
-iheartirony"that's retarded -.-"
-migi98" im sorry but someone take that kid with the gimpy arm out of his misery"
-JerseySlugga85
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About This Column
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!
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