I am at a loss for words. What... what can I possibly say about this? It's a cartoon dog singing about eating someone (which I believe is called a "vore fetish") and it ends with it masturbating.
It really takes a special kind of fucked up to find this arousing.
Let me clue you guys into an inside joke amongst my friends and I called "The Law of Averages". It goes like this: there is something like 8 billion people on Earth. Therefor, it's completely reasonable to assume that for any horrible, disgusting thing out there, there is at least one person in the entire world who is retarded enough to love it more than anything else.
An example: that terrible new song "Psycho" by Puddle of Mudd? That is someone's favorite song of all time. No, really. It is. Out of the millions and millions of people in the world, there is someone out there that just thinks that song is the best song ever written. Furthermore, Gigli is someone's favorite movie (this joke on loan from Jay Leno) and someone else still thinks Ron Paul has a shot at getting elected.
And this... video is someone's favorite thing to watch while rubbing one out.
The Internet truly does make you stupid.
That's it for this week! Shout outs to my homies Ben, Kyle, Ciaran, John, Tim, Kuba, David and the rest that sent in videos this week.
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Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
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