I should have used this video for last week's "videos that rule!" article. In fact, I should have only used this video. In fact, I'm just going to wax poetic about this video for the rest of my articles from now on. It rules more than every video ever made combined.
When they hit that high note and the glass shattered -- and I'm not kidding here -- I literally jumped forward in my seat and pumped my fist while shouting "Hell yeah". Then my angry lesbian neighbors pounded on the wall because as soon as they get home from work they apparently head straight into their sensory deprivation chambers and any enthusiasm about internet videos on my part ruins it for them.
"didn't know whether to scratch my head or laugh my ass off. So i did both! two thumbs up!"
"EL OH EL"
"proud to be american!"
To be honest, it's extremely insulting to be labeled a "Nazi." Was I marching with several Nazis? Yes. Was I waving a Nazi flag as I marched? Yes, but only out of kindness: I was holding it for another man so he could wave a larger Nazi flag.
[sauntering up to joss whedon giving magazine interview] Hey are these guys bothering you
Two wonderful new games let you jump into meat grinders and walk into cactii.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons explained; Part 2!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!