I should have used this video for last week's "videos that rule!" article. In fact, I should have only used this video. In fact, I'm just going to wax poetic about this video for the rest of my articles from now on. It rules more than every video ever made combined.
When they hit that high note and the glass shattered -- and I'm not kidding here -- I literally jumped forward in my seat and pumped my fist while shouting "Hell yeah". Then my angry lesbian neighbors pounded on the wall because as soon as they get home from work they apparently head straight into their sensory deprivation chambers and any enthusiasm about internet videos on my part ruins it for them.
"didn't know whether to scratch my head or laugh my ass off. So i did both! two thumbs up!"
"EL OH EL"
"proud to be american!"
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!