Hi, my name's Scott. And I'm an alcoholic.
"ermular" takes us back to last week.
The only Strangelove that "geno1173" knows is the type he feels for his sister.
"goat" makes me go 'awwwwwww.'
"highme" makes a dream reality!
"illumn8d" is a corporate failure himself
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.