Hi, my name's Scott. And I'm an alcoholic.
"ermular" takes us back to last week.
The only Strangelove that "geno1173" knows is the type he feels for his sister.
"goat" makes me go 'awwwwwww.'
"highme" makes a dream reality!
"illumn8d" is a corporate failure himself
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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