Nowadays, if a film doesn't have a ridiculously overinflated budget, chances are it isn't going to be a success. Films like the $100 million plus epic Titanic, the incredibly expensive Gladiator, and the completely unreasonable American Pie sequel in which all the characters were secretly perfect computer generated representations of their human counterparts are all examples of this. Film makers have forgotten their roots, roots such as crappy effects, terrible actors, and uninteresting scripts. Well, it's time for a change. The Forums Goons decided to slash the budget on these films like Wal Mart slashes its everyday low prices. But the goons didn't use slave labor to achieve this feat, just our handy friend Photoshop! Scroll down and look for yourself. Your target? Craziness.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.