I don't think Ginrai "gets" "adorable".

Smokers are jokers, but I can't help but fall in love hirvi-o's little pal.

After years of study and sacrifice, no one was happier than JediTalentAgent that Gremlins' Gizmo graduated as a parking attendant with first class honors.

Finally, let's all get a natural high by sucking in the vapors from this image by ThursdayBySix.

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