I don't think Ginrai "gets" "adorable".

Smokers are jokers, but I can't help but fall in love hirvi-o's little pal.

After years of study and sacrifice, no one was happier than JediTalentAgent that Gremlins' Gizmo graduated as a parking attendant with first class honors.

Finally, let's all get a natural high by sucking in the vapors from this image by ThursdayBySix.

I think I'm going to be sick, but I can't decide if it's because of these horrible creatures or the unbearable cuteness of their acts. I'll certainly try my best not to puke all over the forum goons who contributed this week. Check back here next Tuesday to find out more about my vomiting habits in another erotically charged Comedy Goldmine.

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