War Wizard's image is so trippy that Jim Morrison just burst out of his grave and ran to the nearest internet cafe in Paris so he could experience it for himself.
When I was promised a never ending sandwich I didn't expect it to look like this, wwry! You tricked me! So now I'm not going to buy any of your anime! Now who looks stupid?
That's all for this week, I hope you enjoyed the .gif-fest. Thanks again to the forum goons for animating some amusing images, and I guess I should thank Shmorky for finding the original image even although he didn't do anything this week! Next week's Goldmine will be back to the usual Tuesday spot I assume, so mark it in your diary. Or dairy if you are a farmer hahaha. Can farmers use the internet if you know let me know my email address is below.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.