War Wizard's image is so trippy that Jim Morrison just burst out of his grave and ran to the nearest internet cafe in Paris so he could experience it for himself.
When I was promised a never ending sandwich I didn't expect it to look like this, wwry! You tricked me! So now I'm not going to buy any of your anime! Now who looks stupid?
That's all for this week, I hope you enjoyed the .gif-fest. Thanks again to the forum goons for animating some amusing images, and I guess I should thank Shmorky for finding the original image even although he didn't do anything this week! Next week's Goldmine will be back to the usual Tuesday spot I assume, so mark it in your diary. Or dairy if you are a farmer hahaha. Can farmers use the internet if you know let me know my email address is below.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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