War Wizard's image is so trippy that Jim Morrison just burst out of his grave and ran to the nearest internet cafe in Paris so he could experience it for himself.


When I was promised a never ending sandwich I didn't expect it to look like this, wwry! You tricked me! So now I'm not going to buy any of your anime! Now who looks stupid?


That's all for this week, I hope you enjoyed the .gif-fest. Thanks again to the forum goons for animating some amusing images, and I guess I should thank Shmorky for finding the original image even although he didn't do anything this week! Next week's Goldmine will be back to the usual Tuesday spot I assume, so mark it in your diary. Or dairy if you are a farmer hahaha. Can farmers use the internet if you know let me know my email address is below.

– Craig "Russ" Russell

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