Astaxanthin is the father of this career-focused monster who's just as much into stocks as he is into socks.
Untangle gbut's web of lies to reveal the truth- This spider wasn't made from wool, but from pure fear.
genesplicer is no relation to Mr Simmons, but he does have some freakish black and white friends for you to feast your eyes upon.
This thing from GiantShoe either has uneven facial features or is giving me come-to-bed eyes.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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