Astaxanthin is the father of this career-focused monster who's just as much into stocks as he is into socks.
Untangle gbut's web of lies to reveal the truth- This spider wasn't made from wool, but from pure fear.
genesplicer is no relation to Mr Simmons, but he does have some freakish black and white friends for you to feast your eyes upon.
This thing from GiantShoe either has uneven facial features or is giving me come-to-bed eyes.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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