This duck, also from Plethora, has a goitor that I just want to pop and send woollen puss everywhere.

I will forever live in fear now that I know this woollen Pyramid Head sword could fall into the hands of terrorists, who will be able to pass metal detectors and bring this potentially lethal weapon on board any flight they choose.

This duck has clearly stolen the hair of the dad from Rugrats and I fully expect a DMCA claim to be filed first thing tomorrow morning.

If your idea of a classic video game is Grand Theft Auto 3 then you probably won't know what this Bubble Bobble is.

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