It just dawned on me that I nearly forget to include this effort from The Ace!

The Minister did a great job carving this image of Patrick Bateman into a pumpkin, along with his trademark giant crayon.

Both The Red Scare and The Werle created images of Barack Obama on their jack-o-lanterns, and somehow each of them managed to make him look somewhat Asian?

Transatlantic Gulp is a damn moron for not realising that Jack Skellington is a Christmas character and has no connection to Halloween, therefore I urge you to boycott the following image.

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