It just dawned on me that I nearly forget to include this effort from The Ace!
The Minister did a great job carving this image of Patrick Bateman into a pumpkin, along with his trademark giant crayon.
Both The Red Scare and The Werle created images of Barack Obama on their jack-o-lanterns, and somehow each of them managed to make him look somewhat Asian?
Transatlantic Gulp is a damn moron for not realising that Jack Skellington is a Christmas character and has no connection to Halloween, therefore I urge you to boycott the following image.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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