Anarchist Vampire, submitted by Citizen-X. This site answers the question of "what's sadder than a shy white kid rapping?" A shy white kid pretending to be a rapping vampire.
There is very little to this site, but all you really need are the hilarious MP3 samples. Fuck you and your world, Stoney!
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.