Anarchist Vampire, submitted by Citizen-X. This site answers the question of "what's sadder than a shy white kid rapping?" A shy white kid pretending to be a rapping vampire.
There is very little to this site, but all you really need are the hilarious MP3 samples. Fuck you and your world, Stoney!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.