Anarchist Vampire, submitted by Citizen-X. This site answers the question of "what's sadder than a shy white kid rapping?" A shy white kid pretending to be a rapping vampire.
There is very little to this site, but all you really need are the hilarious MP3 samples. Fuck you and your world, Stoney!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.