Anarchist Vampire, submitted by Citizen-X. This site answers the question of "what's sadder than a shy white kid rapping?" A shy white kid pretending to be a rapping vampire.

There is very little to this site, but all you really need are the hilarious MP3 samples. Fuck you and your world, Stoney!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

More Awful Link of the Day

This Week on Something Awful...

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.