Anarchist Vampire, submitted by Citizen-X. This site answers the question of "what's sadder than a shy white kid rapping?" A shy white kid pretending to be a rapping vampire.
There is very little to this site, but all you really need are the hilarious MP3 samples. Fuck you and your world, Stoney!
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.