When I first came across PowerStreak I didn't notice the second 'R' in his name, and assumed that Red Bull's success in the energy drink market had lead to the launch of caffeine-packed meat.

Spaceship Zero draws the best straws on the entire damn internet and you're totally wrong if you think otherwise. His art brings the straw to life, and sometimes I have to pinch myself to make sure I'm not looking at a real straw. And on many occassions, I am.

Look who's back! It's our old friend Thallium again!

The Coolness drew this image while enjoying a cereal bar angrily.

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