A man sitting by the pier, with a squirrel on a leash on his shoulder.
Darth Vader thrashing on a violin on the street corner.
Space T Rex
I had walked down to Subway to get a sub, so everything was going fine until he asked me what kind of bread I wanted. I said I wanted just normal white bread. Then out of no where him and the cashier both simultaneously scream WHIIIITTTTEEEE BBBRRRREEEEAAADDDD!! They go grab some bread and have an amazingly choreographed lightsaber fight in front of about 10 other customers who wanted food, a couple of them looked pretty pissed off.
Evil the Cat
I was playing basketball with my friends in the park and a couple of geezers were feeding bread to pigeons and other dirty city birds. Out of nowhere a fucked up van pulls up and this old Chinese lady gets out with a huge blanket. That bitch ran toward the birds, threw the blanket on them, got the whole thing into the van and they were out. True story.
Another odd experience happened when I was on vacation in Washington D.C., when I saw a homeless man playing a rusted trumpet and crying.
I saw a homeless guy dry humping a fire hydrant when I was visiting Seattle, going "Oh baby, you do me so right!"
I can't wait to move to Seattle.
A bar in the East Village many years ago: a midget fighting a line-backer looking bouncer. The midget won.
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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