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"heliophobe" throws his fist in the air. Like he just don't care.

"herb" realizes Hitler makes for the funny.

The great and mighty canuk empire will rise, thanks to "ignatzmous"

At first I laughed at "ignatzmous", but then I thought about it. And then I laughed again, because life is just funny like that!

"ignatzmous" convinced me.

Honesty is "killer moses'" best policy

"lent" jogs for a cure!

Take it from "lent", it's worth it!

"lent" is blowin' up on the celly, yo.

"lent" reveals many truths!

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