Sticker? I hardly know her! HA! DOUBLE HA!
I endorse this sticker by "Nit Wit Dog Shit"
"Peckerwood" knows the secret to comedy: Pirates!
"PingtheMerciless" is "In your face." Well, actually, he's probably at home. Out of your face.
"PingtheMerciless" makes casual observations that we all can enjoy!
"PurdWerfect" begs for some sanitation.
"PurdWerfect" is a king among men.
More honks from me, thanks to "PurdWerfect"
God only knows how "PurdWerfect" made me laugh with this one.
"Sandamnit" shows support for our armed forces!
"Sandamnit" didn't mention the school's prestigious athletics division, whose "Running around aimlessly for cover" team is best in the country!
This Week on Something Awful...
Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
SkyMall Product Reviews: Peacock Goddess Sculpture
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
Pet Disasters!
Pictures of cute animals are taking the Internet by storm! (It's a very destructive storm.)
Convincing People to Buy Mediocre Games, PAINTBALL MAX'D
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Super Bowl Ready TV Sports Graphics!
*Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.*
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