Bump up the volume!
"MrButterpants" is in line with the filthy Zionist order.
Catholics love "MrButterpants"!
"Neverclear" is just terrible.
Helpful life hints, from "Neverclear"!
"NewJackRuby" has a point!
Avert your eyes from the horror created by "Nil Admirari"!
"Arsenal" is damn proud!
"Axolotl" creates the perfect sticker for our own Zack "Gas Bag" Parsons!
"BrownH2O" is a fucking real man.
Show the ladies that you mean business, like "Collias" does!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.