Bump up the volume!
"MrButterpants" is in line with the filthy Zionist order.
Catholics love "MrButterpants"!
"Neverclear" is just terrible.
Helpful life hints, from "Neverclear"!
"NewJackRuby" has a point!
Avert your eyes from the horror created by "Nil Admirari"!
"Arsenal" is damn proud!
"Axolotl" creates the perfect sticker for our own Zack "Gas Bag" Parsons!
"BrownH2O" is a fucking real man.
Show the ladies that you mean business, like "Collias" does!
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.