You and the Cap'n can make it happen!
"edgepak" reveals hidden truths!
"eviljesus" finds the real killer!
"floorpie" is going to get us sued!
"floorpie" will also help us lose the case by making fun of the trial judge!
"glasyalabolas" shows what happens when you forget to make the captain's supper.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.