You and the Cap'n can make it happen!
"edgepak" reveals hidden truths!
"eviljesus" finds the real killer!
"floorpie" is going to get us sued!
"floorpie" will also help us lose the case by making fun of the trial judge!
"glasyalabolas" shows what happens when you forget to make the captain's supper.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.