The end of all things!
"therapy" opens the jaws of life and pours sweet rum down it!
Tennille now has her own line of Sour Mash Whiskey, according to "vitriol"
"zombiefrog" shows a conflict on the high seas!
"zombiefrog" likes text bubbles.
And finally, "monkey_crap" solves the mystery for all us TV fans.
Another week of The Goldmine has come to a close. But keep your eyes open, because next Tuesday is just a few short days away, and if you blink you may miss it!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.