The end of all things!
"therapy" opens the jaws of life and pours sweet rum down it!
Tennille now has her own line of Sour Mash Whiskey, according to "vitriol"
"zombiefrog" shows a conflict on the high seas!
"zombiefrog" likes text bubbles.
And finally, "monkey_crap" solves the mystery for all us TV fans.
Another week of The Goldmine has come to a close. But keep your eyes open, because next Tuesday is just a few short days away, and if you blink you may miss it!
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.