The end of all things!

"therapy" opens the jaws of life and pours sweet rum down it!

Tennille now has her own line of Sour Mash Whiskey, according to "vitriol"

"zombiefrog" shows a conflict on the high seas!

"zombiefrog" likes text bubbles.

And finally, "monkey_crap" solves the mystery for all us TV fans.

Another week of The Goldmine has come to a close. But keep your eyes open, because next Tuesday is just a few short days away, and if you blink you may miss it!

– Scott "Kung Fucious" Delbango

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