When forum Goon HHHH started this week's Goldmine thread, I was a bit confused. Christmas? In September? But then I realized that at this time of the year every marketplace is full of Christmas crap. Including that hula hooping Santa. Who buys that shit?

Either way, the pure absurdity of the thread meant it had to be used. Please enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine, "Christmas in Middle Earth."




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