Thanks to Wombot for this picture.Thanks to Wombot for this picture.
XyZeR has unsheathed his mighty katana and is ready to show you what five years of studying The Matrix Reloaded can do.
There are simply no more signs that I can fit into this article, due to government legislation on excessive use of triangles. Thanks a bunch to my loyal army of forum goons, who would go to any lengths to MS Paint anything I so desire. Next week's Comedy Goldmine will be full of delicious recipes for Cajun cooking, so tell grandma and all her pals to look out for it!
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.