Thanks to Wombot for this picture.Thanks to Wombot for this picture.
XyZeR has unsheathed his mighty katana and is ready to show you what five years of studying The Matrix Reloaded can do.
There are simply no more signs that I can fit into this article, due to government legislation on excessive use of triangles. Thanks a bunch to my loyal army of forum goons, who would go to any lengths to MS Paint anything I so desire. Next week's Comedy Goldmine will be full of delicious recipes for Cajun cooking, so tell grandma and all her pals to look out for it!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.