Don't worry KillerFuzzball, after Borat's movie we can say anything we like about Jews and no one can get offended.
Megaspel didn't get the "black and yellow" only memo regarding this Comedy Goldmine, probably due to the fact that no memo system is in place and I usually compile these articles in around fifteen minutes while waiting for my pizza to cook.
Mei Long wins the weekly Goku Memorial Award for Geekiest Reference.
I don't know if Mike Nelson still reads Something Awful, but if he does, I'm sure he's going to pick up his phone right now and call Mr. Saturday for adding such a great contribution, before settling back into his diamond-encrusted chair and laughing at us for continuing to worship him and paying for his VIP lifestyle with billions in Rifftrax profits.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.