Don't worry KillerFuzzball, after Borat's movie we can say anything we like about Jews and no one can get offended.
Megaspel didn't get the "black and yellow" only memo regarding this Comedy Goldmine, probably due to the fact that no memo system is in place and I usually compile these articles in around fifteen minutes while waiting for my pizza to cook.
Mei Long wins the weekly Goku Memorial Award for Geekiest Reference.
I don't know if Mike Nelson still reads Something Awful, but if he does, I'm sure he's going to pick up his phone right now and call Mr. Saturday for adding such a great contribution, before settling back into his diamond-encrusted chair and laughing at us for continuing to worship him and paying for his VIP lifestyle with billions in Rifftrax profits.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.