noggut is concerned for your safety, so I'll be damned if I'm going to let you ignore him.
This contribution from P. Ness features all the wit and subtlety that is missing from his username.
It's time to get floppy with Setzer Gabbiani.
Maybe snortpocket should wake up to the fact that it's not a beautiful day as long as ASSTARDS like Britney and Paris and Amy Winehouse are all still alive uuuurgh they make me sick (RIP Health Ledgerd and Dimebag Darrell)
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.