noggut is concerned for your safety, so I'll be damned if I'm going to let you ignore him.
This contribution from P. Ness features all the wit and subtlety that is missing from his username.
It's time to get floppy with Setzer Gabbiani.
Maybe snortpocket should wake up to the fact that it's not a beautiful day as long as ASSTARDS like Britney and Paris and Amy Winehouse are all still alive uuuurgh they make me sick (RIP Health Ledgerd and Dimebag Darrell)
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.