noggut is concerned for your safety, so I'll be damned if I'm going to let you ignore him.

This contribution from P. Ness features all the wit and subtlety that is missing from his username.

It's time to get floppy with Setzer Gabbiani.

Maybe snortpocket should wake up to the fact that it's not a beautiful day as long as ASSTARDS like Britney and Paris and Amy Winehouse are all still alive uuuurgh they make me sick (RIP Health Ledgerd and Dimebag Darrell)

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