I guess if you're young and 'hip' you might find this contribution from Gambl0r to be amusing, but all modern music disgusts me, so I am repulsed by it.


Let's all dedicate our lives to unlocking the Megaman outfit in Dead Rising, then thank Hackuma for inspiring us to do so.


I'm sick of you people, including Hungry Joes Smile, putting so many damn Futurama characters in my updates!


jrr's effort features a skull from Monkey Island. Perhaps you've played the game. Or maybe you haven't. Those are the two choices.


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