I've never had a problem picking up guys: I just whistle, flash some leg, negotiate a price and that's my Friday night! Sadly, some people aren't blessed with such good looks, charm, and ... je ne sais quoi, and these poor souls require a little assistance. The SA Forum Goons used famous faces to help them address their needs.


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