I'm afraid of spiders. Absolutely petrified. When I see one, I run screaming in hopes of being saved by someone bigger and stronger than me (My mom, usually). I think it makes perfect sense to cower in fear of those horrible little freaks, but others think I'm batshit insane. (On a related note, I'm also terrified of bat shit.) This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons share phobias that seem logical to them but appear comically absurd to others.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.