I'm afraid of spiders. Absolutely petrified. When I see one, I run screaming in hopes of being saved by someone bigger and stronger than me (My mom, usually). I think it makes perfect sense to cower in fear of those horrible little freaks, but others think I'm batshit insane. (On a related note, I'm also terrified of bat shit.) This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons share phobias that seem logical to them but appear comically absurd to others.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.