I'm afraid of spiders. Absolutely petrified. When I see one, I run screaming in hopes of being saved by someone bigger and stronger than me (My mom, usually). I think it makes perfect sense to cower in fear of those horrible little freaks, but others think I'm batshit insane. (On a related note, I'm also terrified of bat shit.) This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons share phobias that seem logical to them but appear comically absurd to others.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.