We all have our battles to fight online. For example, I'm currently waging a holy war against social networking sites such asFriendsterMySpaceFacebook. Yes, if I could acquire just one nuke and aim it at just one target, well, I'd probably aim it at my boss's house, but then I'd steal a second missile while everyone was distracted by the devastation and use it to obliterate Facebook HQ. That would show them -- that would show all of you! Anyway, this week, the Something Awful Forum Goons recruit various Internet memes and phenomenons to their cause.





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    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

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