We all have our battles to fight online. For example, I'm currently waging a holy war against social networking sites such asFriendsterMySpaceFacebook. Yes, if I could acquire just one nuke and aim it at just one target, well, I'd probably aim it at my boss's house, but then I'd steal a second missile while everyone was distracted by the devastation and use it to obliterate Facebook HQ. That would show them -- that would show all of you! Anyway, this week, the Something Awful Forum Goons recruit various Internet memes and phenomenons to their cause.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.