We all have our battles to fight online. For example, I'm currently waging a holy war against social networking sites such asFriendsterMySpaceFacebook. Yes, if I could acquire just one nuke and aim it at just one target, well, I'd probably aim it at my boss's house, but then I'd steal a second missile while everyone was distracted by the devastation and use it to obliterate Facebook HQ. That would show them -- that would show all of you! Anyway, this week, the Something Awful Forum Goons recruit various Internet memes and phenomenons to their cause.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.