dinozombiesgoRARR made a bunch of whimsical suggestions back on page two, but DeathTramp didn't pursue any of them, or do anything else but fumble cluelessly with tools like a lower primate. So, she's banned. Still, anybody else could have done these things, but they were too busy playing with feces like lower primates. So dinozombiesgoRARR made a new proposal, then waited and probably sighed a lot, then followed through himself.
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"You could buy a whole bunch of sparklers (and by whole bunch I mean at least one hundred, preferably several hundred), remove the powder from the wires, fill the ps2 with the powder and use the last remaining sparkler as a wick. The beauty of this is that sparklers are readily available and super cheap. Warning: this'll create a massive fountain of sparks perhaps 8 feet tall and can't be put out with water until it's done, might want to light it outside.
One $5 Playstation and $20 worth of sparklers. The checkout girl was all "So, someone having a party ...?" and I was "You bet your ass!"
Here's $20 worth of sparkler material separated from the wires:
Alrighty, I've got the Playstation, a whole bunch of powdered sparkler material, a fire extinguisher, a few litres of water, Dad's 'Nam lighter, a few spare sparklers for a wick, bail money, a fully charged camera, a cardboard tube to pack the sparkler material into ... I'm off to the abandoned factory. If I don't post photos in about an hour then I'll probably be under arrest for criminal trespass and attempted arson.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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