A month or so ago, when the "LADIES, call me ..." craze was sweeping the nation, Twitter all-star (the good kind, not the Smash Mouth kind that doesn't eat eggs) AGentleBrees wrote "LADIES--- call me High-Concept Tumblr Blog because you'll love me but be real embarrassed when you see me at Barnes & Nobel in like 8 months." Well, forums poster ruggala has a Tumblr, and it's probably many, many months away from book form, so love it while it lasts! Truthfully, "mythical creature" seems like a pretty fancy description for Photoshops that are basically "take a celebrity, add a thing and add another thing," but whatever, the SA Goons had some fun with this theme!
Clockspider: I humbly request Nic Cage + barn owl + ventriloquist's dummy.
The Corporate: Michael Moore + Slow Loris + the USS Abraham Lincoln
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.