(NOTE TO SELF: Make a "pussy" joke here, namedrop Sefiros then delete this comment before uploading. Also buy milk: it is delicious and helps your bones.)

ShockLobster's dream...a world with no Mondays...

Tacostein created a replica of the creature from that movie that everyone is always referencing here. Well, at least it wasn't that fucking cube again.

The Deadly Hume dares you to sit on his new chair.

Once again Tornado Lazers brings an elegant touch of sophistication to the Goldmine.

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.