pistolshit is inviting you for a spot of tea...CAC-TEA (cacti)
Prince Reggie K has someone pleased to see you, and I've not even glanced at his genitals yet.
I can't be-leaf that Raskolnikov had the balls to make this creation!
Red Flag!'s monkey looks pretty pissed, and you don't want to be in the way of his cannon when it goes off.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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