pistolshit is inviting you for a spot of tea...CAC-TEA (cacti)
Prince Reggie K has someone pleased to see you, and I've not even glanced at his genitals yet.
I can't be-leaf that Raskolnikov had the balls to make this creation!
Red Flag!'s monkey looks pretty pissed, and you don't want to be in the way of his cannon when it goes off.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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