Let's hang out with TiCK and check out a couple of cool submissions.
I'm sure there's already 56 websites devoted to a new fetish created by Vexios' little friend.
When it comes to the Eyes:Nipples ratio, Woolie Wool is always going to have winning odds.
Finally, Zutaten recreated all of the horrifying characters from your favorite Nickelodeon show, Keenan and Kel.
Clearly, we're in a wonderful age when the majority of internet users given unlimited power choose to first create a race of monsters which look like they are giving a face full of stretched anus. Thanks to all of the SA goons from funny forums such as GBS, FYAD, Games and YCS for contributing your Spore-ites. I think BYOB also had a similar idea, but there is absolutely no reason to read that forum. There's still a lot of life left in this not-quite-dead horse, so I'll continue to beat it another time. Join me next week for another unpredictable, unbelievable and unprepared Comedy Goldmine!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.