Nothing captures the wild, unleashed spirit of heavy metal like a multicolored butterfly guitar. Made from children's party balloons.
Here are some balloons from something called The Orange Box, which I think were a British pop band in the 80s that released the album The Circle and The Square. First of all, here is a delicious cake, which is quite clearly NOT a lie.
There was also an unweighted companion cube made for your pleasure, complete with black hearts.
Now here's a Chocobo, which was inexplicably left out of the Final Fantasy movie.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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