Why do these humans lie in their food?
Oh well, may as well eat the blue thing.
Unable to consume entire blue object.
Reporting offensive smell emanating from armpits. Requesting guidance.
Scout around the current location! The best invader is a well-informed invader.
Scouting has revealed another room occupied by strange devices attached to the wall.
Gaze into the reflective object
Another human sighted!
He'll discover you!! Hit him!
Silence him by whatever means necessary!
The human appears to have fled. There is a red liquid leaking out of my hand. Reporting extreme pain.
Objects sighted behind human.
You're obviously some sort of jelly-filled pastry. Consume the filling, you must conserve strength reserves.
Examine the curtained area, maybe it's a repair center.
Paste consumed, metallic in taste.
Upon investigating the curtained area, I have discovered a water dispenser.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
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