Ok, so has this been resolved yet? Ok, good. There is nothing for you to test. You can stop yelling.
"phoenix42" noticed the effect the Verizon commercials seem to have on people.
"scrutinizer" got it: They weren't aiming for Kennedy at all!
"sickman," OMG is that real!?
"starkravingnaked" played right into Mr. Spielberg's little trap.
"stimpygato" thinks that the Verizon d00d is really, really tiny or something. WTF guy, he can't fit in there!
"sy_kotic" had a beautiful dream...
"synreal" needs a lot of help, alright. Help with his ASS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"velvetelvis" ends the whole deal by transporting this guy back in time so that we never have to hear his whiny assinine voice again.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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