The goons from the Something Awful Forums are no strangers to advertising. They get hit up by salesmen every day who want them to subscribe to their furry, diaper fetish, scat, granny-transvestite, elbow-porn sites. They took the advertising theme one step further, however, and devised a series of images representing products advertised by the good folks from the Bible. That Jesus fellow sure can sell shit. I should get him working for me one of these days.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.