It's a really good thing the Internet isn't broadcast out into space all willy-nilly like TV signals, because we as a species have a lot of sickening secrets that are best kept to ourselves.

THC Ministry

"paraone" from our forums described these guys as being mystical shamans of weed, which is about the most accurate description possible.

"Rasgeese" sleeps 14 hours a day.

Okay buddy, that anger you feel, whatever you say.

Oh no

Weed is the answer to everything according to "Sir Les"

Woah, so you mean you can like, remember where stuff is in a room and then close your eyes and walk around? That's heavy, man. Marijuana truly is the gateway to understanding the universe.

They call this one the theory of Illegible Design.

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