Test this, motherfuckers!!
"Alaska" is a member of a very elite organization.
"BoBane" is good at things on the computer machine.
"Colonel_Forbin" has risen from his grave to give you SAVINGS!
"Colonel_Forbin," isn't that guy's head at rather an interesting angle?
"Cooter" beats up small children in parking lots but he never gets caught.
"Digital Arse" has had this same fantasy for roughly ten years now.
"Doctor Zero" learned to love the bomb alright.
"Doctor Zero" found what seems to be a major plot hole.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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