Test this, motherfuckers!!

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"BoBane" is good at things on the computer machine.

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"Colonel_Forbin," isn't that guy's head at rather an interesting angle?

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"Digital Arse" has had this same fantasy for roughly ten years now.

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"Doctor Zero" found what seems to be a major plot hole.

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