Test this, motherfuckers!!
"Alaska" is a member of a very elite organization.
"BoBane" is good at things on the computer machine.
"Colonel_Forbin" has risen from his grave to give you SAVINGS!
"Colonel_Forbin," isn't that guy's head at rather an interesting angle?
"Cooter" beats up small children in parking lots but he never gets caught.
"Digital Arse" has had this same fantasy for roughly ten years now.
"Doctor Zero" learned to love the bomb alright.
"Doctor Zero" found what seems to be a major plot hole.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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