No, like I said, I just said "Test this, motherfuckers," as a joke, albeit a poor one. I am sorry for the confusion.
"Squiggle" likes him the screaming Asian children.
"Tanisen" thinks that the moon is actually a mind-control satellite used by the Freemasons to program chips we have in our brains.
Oh wait, that's me.
"Techno Kid" likes to touch long, cold, dead fish.
"The Almighty ~" was witness to 47 public executions in 1997 alone.
"Vikingman" has always wanted to "run with the bulls" if you know what I mean. Ehh? EHHHHH??? RUN WITH THE BULLS!!??
"cocoabean" made this. It's ok, I guess.
"neko" is moving to Utah to become a Mormon on Friday.
"phoenix42" ripped that lady's skirt and got arrested. It wasn't pretty.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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