The goons over at the Something Awful Forums have worked hard to prepare these mutant movie titles by combining two films they'd love to see smashed together like two fat, gay retards on the Tilt-A-Whirl. Give it a look-see! These films were never meant to see the light of day or even the non-light of non-day.
This Week on Something Awful...
Guy Writing Walking Dead Episode Recaps Super Glad True Detective Is Over
Only three episodes left until the big finale of this show! The finale you have all been waiting for to season 4. Or was it season 5?
Let's Get Way More Specific With Our Lists of the Top Rich People
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
300: Rise of an Empire; Mr. Peabody & Sherman; Nymphomaniac: Volume I; Repentance
Did anybody even want this sequel?
Merlin and the Book of Beasts
James Callis delivers easily the best-worst Merlin performance of the last 500 years.
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