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This Week on Something Awful...
The Other Things Skynet Does After Becoming Self-Aware
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Minor Inaccuracies in the Animated Historical Segments of Cosmos
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
Let's Play CARTOONS #11
Funny little conversations about bad video games set to animation? Yeah.
Cyborg Cop
What do fanny packs, Jack Ryan, John Rhys-Davies, rastafarians, and cyborg cops have in common?
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