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This Week on Something Awful...
The Rings of Online Gamer Hell
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
The Case Files of Supreme Detective Vladimir Putin
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sworn to personally investigate the murder of opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. In fact, Putin plans to use his expertise to solve most major crimes.
The Art of WikiHow!
How to Enjoy this Article: 1) CLICK on the link 2) READ the intro (optional) 3)LAUGH at the artwork!
Mission Air
Even the Armor of God won’t save you from flying missionaries, terrible banditos, or Tom Arnold!
Pop-Up Ads Throughout History!
SA takes a look back at what our ancestors from the dawn of civilization clicked on THEIR computers!
About This Column
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