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This Week on Something Awful...
Would you eat a Skittle out of my mouth like a baby bird?
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
AGGREGATION OF DOGS
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
Hot Boyz
What do Gary Busey, Master P, Snoop Dogg, and Jeff Speakman have in common? We have no fucking idea.
An EDF Squad Explains the Plot of Earth Defense Force 4.1
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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