Rapacity

haha diet is pretty steady.


Right on cue, every new year....



Futuristic Farts

This was for "farts". That one spike in 2007 seems kinda weird...




Depressing Drawers

Some uhhh pretty similar peaks and troughs here - Happy thoughts :D




Zappatista

"Heath Ledger"




runupon cracker


The correlation is clear I think.



A MYSTERIOUS TEXT




DONT CARE BUTTON

top 10 cities searching the word "boner"

1. Irvine, CA, USA
2. Richardson, TX, USA
3. Philadelphia, PA, USA
4. St Louis, MO, USA
5. Los Angeles, CA, USA
6. Seattle, WA, USA
7. Pleasanton, CA, USA
8. Chicago, IL, USA
9. Minneapolis, MN, USA
10. San Diego, CA, USA



why

There's a crisis you say? Is there porn of it?


CTerry

Socialism. I guess this goes with Obama being labelled a Socialist.




Samuel Q. Boxman

Hentai blue, anime red:




Mulefisk

Apparently christmas 2005 was a hot year for blowjobs.




Wardance

Notice that for every spike up of anime there's a dip for exercise.

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