Severance pay


Remind me why we have daylight savings.

barking frog

What happened in 2006?


I started doing random countries to see if anything interesting, why do people just stop giving a shit about geography near the end of the year.

Every single continent, country, and state shows a similar trend, I can't for the life of me think of a reason.


Not suprising, certainly is seasonal though.


Also, apparently no one gave a rat's ass about McDonald's fish sandwiches until that goddamn singing wall fish.


Hate to bring it back up, but what DID happen at the end of 2005?

– Chris "Petey" Peterson

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